Autumn Kids for Sale

Here's an email I sent round to a few friends a few weeks ago, offering the first of the season's kids for sale:

"Wanted to let you know I've got four kids available for sale. One, a fat 45 lb billy, is about two months old. Milk fed, and still with his mom, but weaned for a month now. The other three are only about three weeks old, maybe 10-15 pounds each. One doe-kid, two billies. They're totally free of chemicals, dewormers, vaccines, etc. Only water, sunshine, momma's milk, woodland browse, and pelletized grain.

I had intended to do some marketing for Eid al Fitr (end of Ramadan), but it crept up on me and I never got the time. The big boy is so plump, I'd like $2 per pound. The littlest kids are $1.25 per pound. That'll go up to $1.50/lb once they're weaned."

I just delivered the kids to the buyer today. The next expected kiddings will be in March, I reckon.